Wonokairun

  1. Tika sedang main masak-masakan pakai balok-balok berwarna-warni. Setelah selesai “memasak”, balok itu diatur di atas meja.
  2. Ibu: “Tika, itu masak apa, nduk ?”
    Tika: “Yang pinku itu tempe”
    Ibu: “Ooh gitu. Lha kalau yang hijau ?”
    Tika: “Yang hijau itu tempe”
    Ibu: “Lho ? Kalau yang merah ?”
    Tika: “Yang merah itu tempe”
    Ibu: “Kalau gitu semua tempe dong ?”
    Tika: “Nggaaaak”
    Ibu: ??????? (bingung), terus bertanya lagi “telurnya ada ?”
    Tika: “Nggak ada telur” (soalnya Tika nggak suka makan telur)

    Wah….jawabannya anakku lha koq agak-agak mirip Wonokairun ya ?

  3. Biasanya kalau saya telpon, saat pamitan Tika mengucap “dadaaag”, “selamat tidur”, “makan duluuu yaa”. Tapi malam ini Tika bilang “selamat pipiis yaaa” 😀

Bonus Cerita Suroboyo-an

Wonokairun & Wedus

Bunali pethuk Wonokairun lagi angon wedhus.
“Mbah, waduh wedhus sampeyan akeh yo ?” jare Bunali
“Yo lumayan ” jare si Mbah
“Pira kabehe, Mbah ?” takon Bunali maneh
“Sing putih opo sing ireng ?”
“Sing putih, wis”
“Selawe”‘
“Wik, cik akehe. Lha sing ireng?'”
“Podho…” jare Wonokairun ambek ngarit suket

Bunali takon maneh.
“Mangan sukete yo akeh pisan, Mbah..”
“Yo..”
“Pirang kilo mangane sakdino ?”
“Sing putih opo sing ireng ?”
‘Sing ireng, wis’
“Yo kiro-kiro limang kiloan”
“Lha sing putih?”
“Podho . . .”

Bunali bingung, laopo lek ditakoni kok kudu mbedakno sing putih tah ireng, wong jawabane yo podho ae.
“Mbah, opoko lek tak takoni perkara wedusmu, sampeyan mesti leren takon sing putihtah sing ireng barang. Padahal masiyo putih utawa ireng,jawabanmu podho terus. Sakjane ngono onok opo?”
“Ngene lho, sing putih iku wedhusku…”
“Lha sing ireng ?”
“Podho . . .”


					
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Tentang Anto Satriyo Nugroho

My name is Anto Satriyo Nugroho. I am working as research scientist at Center for Information & Communication Technology, Agency for the Assessment & Application of Technology (PTIK-BPPT : Pusat Teknologi Informasi & Komunikasi, Badan Pengkajian dan Penerapan Teknologi). I obtained my doctoral degree (Dr.Eng) from Nagoya Institute of Technology, Japan in 2003. My office is located in Serpong, Tangerang Selatan City. My research is on pattern recognition and image processing with applied field of interests on biometrics identification & development of computer aided diagnosis for Malaria. Should you want to know further information on my academic works, please visit my professional site at http://asnugroho.net
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